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Leaked texts of Mark Meadows | the new yorker

Leaked texts of Mark Meadows |  the new yorker

CNN has obtained 2,319 text messages that former President Donald Trump’s White House chief of staff, Mark Meadows, sent and received between election day 2020 and the inauguration of President Joe Biden on January 20, 2021. —CNN

DONALD TRUMP, JR.
We need an Oval Office address. He has to lead now. He has gone too far and gotten out of hand.

MEADOWS BRAND
I agree. In that.

DONALD TRUMP, JR.
I’m stressed, man. This is crazy. He didn’t mention me or anything.

MEADOWS BRAND
Who? POTHUS?

DONALD TRUMP, JR.
Or if. . .

MEADOWS BRAND
Nope.

[Donald Trump, Jr., reacted “thumbs up” to “no.”]


SEAN HANNITY
Hi sir.

Checking in.

Boss orders?

MEADOWS BRAND
Everything’s fine. Thank you Sean.

SEAN HANNITY
Ten cabins, sir.

Amen.

MEADOWS BRAND
okay

SEAN HANNITY
Copy.


MARJORIE TAYLOR GREEN
Hey, Mark, I’m sure you’ve got a lot to do and I don’t know about this stuff, but maybe we could do the “Independence Day” blast. Just throwing it out there. Maybe we blow up on Capitol Hill like “Independence Day” or something. But again, I don’t know about these things.

MEADOWS BRAND
Asking POTUS.

MARJORIE TAYLOR GREEN
Thanks, Mike.


BRIAN KILMEADE
Please put it on TV. Destroying all that you have achieved.

And Mark, you guys have accomplished a lot. Srsly.

You guys mean a little bit of the world to me. Ha ha.

In fact, I’m getting a little emotional right now just thinking about you guys. That’s weird haha ​​don’t answer.

In any case.

I wish they were here right now. I could use a big hug from you, haha.

Just one of those classic hugs of yours. hahaha oh well.

It is not easily replaced.

OK sorry.

[Memoji of Brian Kilmeade falling into a coffee cup.]

I rn.

Well bye.

I hope the parade works. 🙂

MEADOWS BRAND
okay

BRIAN KILMEADE
Haha thanks. 🙂

[Memoji of Brian Kilmeade playing an electric guitar.]


CHUCK GRASSLEY
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ted cross
Marky Mark and the Funky gang! I’d love to have a drink with you sometime, man.

MEADOWS BRAND
What do you want?

ted cross
LOL. He’s just trying to get marching orders. Vis-à-vis ze objection to z’election.

MEADOWS BRAND
Ok, I will let you know.

ted cross
[GIF of Jonah Hill freaking out.]


Mike Lindell
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MEADOWS BRAND
Thanks.

Mike Lindell
THE TROOPS SHOULD TAKE THE MEANS NOW, MARK. KNEAD BROWNSHIRTS, TAKE OVER RADIO AND TV TOWERS, AND ESTABLISH MARTIAL LAW IN CITY CENTERS BY DAWN. HIGH VICTIMS VERY LIKELY. PREPARE FOR CIVIL WAR.

MEADOWS BRAND
I understand. Thanks, Mike.

Mike Lindell
Happy to help. —Sent from My Pillow


GAETZ MATT
What’s the dish tonight where is the stranger?

Let’s go find him, tonoite talent seeker boy.

Oh right, you have the nvm hit.

Good luck brother.


GINNI TOMAS
Please tell POTUS that the flood of hellfire intended for the wicked will cleanse their presence and restore their righteous power.

MEADOWS BRAND
I agree. Sending.

GINNI TOMAS
Thanks.

I’m also solicited by Venmo for coup buses, by the way.

MEADOWS BRAND
What is the email?

GINNI TOMAS
[email protected]

MEADOWS BRAND
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MEADOWS BRAND
Sent to POTUS.

CHUCK GRASSLEY
Thanks, Mark. Health. ♦